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Title: Moments
Fandom: Penguins of Madagascar
Characters: Penguin Team, Mort, Miss Perky (is now The Beta Fish), Jiggles, some Models, Hans, Amarillo Kidd, NFL Rejects, A dead deer, Manfredi & Johnson, Dr. Blowhole,
Disclaimer: Not mine. I'll give them back clean and de-humanized when I'm done, mm-kay?
Rating: T/PG-13
Warnings: AU, Humanized, some pg-13 language, violence, threats, potential slash, some funny?
Author's note: Anyone (other than me) think Skipper should get his act together already? Huh? Okay, just me then. Also: Whose Line is it Anyway? is amazing. Whose Line? inspired Chapter. Majority (all but 1) in original Moments!Verse.

101 Confusing Battle Cries

Mort's girly little cry of "I'll hurt you!" and little grunts as he pounded on Rico's stomach did nothing more than cause him to start laughing and fall over. It was absolutely precious and Kowalski had pictures to prove it.

102 Bad Choices for Pets

It was either Jiggles or that damn Beta, Private wasn't sure which was worse. Their respective owners were both nuts, which didn't help. But he really would rather not lose a finger. So the evil Beta fish it was then. Worst pet.

103 What Models Say as They Pass on the Runway (Genderbend!AU)

Kowalski was hating her mission. She really hated dressing up. And Skipper knew that. The whole fiasco with Jiggles was probably to blame for this.

The only thing that could make this worse is if the models actually started hating on her. It wasn't her fault their boss had instantly like her figure. She actually would rather he didn't like her.

The last straw had to have been when the worst of the models had made a comment about Rico while on the runway. The moment the woman had gotten back from out front, Kowalski had ripped her a new one and made her cry.

But it was unanimous that the best thing that had come out of her mouth was, "...if you don't like it, you can kiss my ass, you anorexic piece of trash."

104 Caught in the Act

Skipper woke to a slightly mad cackle and a camera flash. Blearily he opened his eyes. Kowalski was looking slightly smug, Private was holding the camera and Rico was cackling. Shutting his eyes, he flipped them all off and settled back into the couch to continue his nap with his eternal friend/enemy lying on him. It wasn't his idea to make the Dane cry himself to sleep.

105 Not Your Girlfriend

"Piss off, I'm not your girlfriend! I'm not even a girl!" Private was getting redder as he got angrier.

"Hey, easy. I'm sorry if something I said made you mad." Amarillo Kidd had a sheepish expression on his face and his hands in front of him trying to calm the special agent.

"I said piss off." And with that, Private spun on his heel and stormed away from the surprised Texan.

106 Montana (Along with Silo, Prairie, and Solution)

The whole damn state. It was huge. And they were getting nowhere. It was worse than Texas. Private's trip through Montana consisted of him huddling in a ball with a blanket over his head while he chanted, "Not gonna go nuts and kill everyone, not gonna go nuts and kill everyone."

107 An Off Day

An explosion in the lab.

Rico slicing up sushi wrong.

Skipper breaking his wrist in a fall.

And Private got trampled on by a couple of NFL rejects.

Something was a little off that day.

108 Watch Out for Deer

"Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot." Kowalski's flat exclamation drew a bit of response from the rest of the team.

"Kowalski," Skipper began, "how long have we been in Ohio?"

"...Not even five minutes?" Rico snorted, Private laughed and Skipper scowled and put his head in his hands. He figured that it should have taken them about four hours to cross the state.

Now it would take much, much longer if they kept hitting deer.

109 Eenie, Meany, Miny, Moe


Something sticky, gooey, and gross hit Private and covered him. Stepping back, Rico asked, "You 'kay?"

Private was sopping wet and dripping onto the floor. "Whose idea was it to use 'Eenie, Meany, Miny, Moe' to choose what weapon we're using?"

110 Little Known but Amazing Facts

Rico and Kowalski have Skipper beat on being able to get out of restraints.

Private was supposed to go to MI6 but didn't.

Skipper was in the system – orphaned. (Not amazing, but interesting)

Rico was used as a test subject and didn't totally lose his mind.

The scientist actually was not Blowhole.

The crazy is absolutely normal.

The fish, Ms. Perky, will eat your fingers.

Kowalski was the only one to be in the actual military.

Some of the crazy shit that they say happened to Manfredi and Johnson really happened.
Eleventh set of 10.
This was far too much fun. Thank you Whose Line Is It Anyway? for being so awesome.

Caught in the Act follows Hiss
Montana follows Silo, Prairie, and Solution

101: Full title – Confusing Battle Cries. One of them really was “i'll hurt you!” in a girly voice.
102: Full Title – Bad Choices for pets. I should have gone with the velociraptor.
103: Full title – What Models say to each other as they Pass on the Runway. Girl!Kowalski's pissed. I don't know what that model said, but it wasn't pretty.
104: Full title – The World's Dumbest Criminals being Caught in the Act. Poor Hans was exhausted.
105: Full Title – Things you can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend. Kidd probably said something not nice.
106: Actual title – Rejected License Plates. I figured Montana would freak Private out.
107: Full title – What God Created on An Off Day.
108: Actual title – Rejected sayings for State Welcome Signs. Greg Proops did Ohio and said, “welcome to Ohio, watch out for d-oof!” I thought he was saying “Drew” but I changed it to deer. Since we have a lot.
109: Full Title – Bad Times to Use “Eenie, Meany, Miney, Moe.” Choosing a weapon seemed appropriate, considering they keep doing digs at former Pres. Bush.
110: Full Title – Little Known but Amazing Facts About Drew Carey. Fun things about the Team.

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Characters: Nick/Dreamworks
Stories: Me
Whose Line Is It Anyway?: Whoever it belongs to, the American Version.
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For 'The Crazy Is Absolutely Normal,' you are talking about Kowalski's crazy/insane time right? I love these. Their just awesome! Need more ....
I was actually talking about how Japan/Japanese culture is very different compared to anything I know. I dunno.
HMemma548 Jun 5, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
SQUEAL MORE MOMENTS! Excuse me whle I still jump with joy :w00t:
Okay, stopped now (still bouncing in my seat but not enough to not be able to type :XD:)
Love it! The deer one cracked me up and I liked the little known facts. Through what do you mean by the one the scientist not being Blowhole?

Deer crack everyone up.

Okay, in some fanfictions I've read, Rico was abducted/kidnapped/something by a scientist and was experimented on. Generally that scientist is Dr. Blowhole. I went against the grain and said, "What the hell, why not have the guy that gave Rico a Titanium Stomach not be Blowhole? Blowhole's too obvious!"

I'm not exactly sure where I went with that.
HMemma548 Jun 12, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
ah I see
These just get better everytime. I love the Whose line? inspired prompts. That show is hilarious! I love the Deer moment as well. Being from Illinois we have a lot of Deer Vs. Car mishaps.

WARNING: Disgusting content ahead! Those with weak stomaches shouldn't continue reading.

A deer got hit by a semi right in front of our house one year. The whole back end was just...obliterated. A smear of blood, guts and grease on the pavement.
I have like an hour's worth of Scenes From A Hat. There may be more of these.

In Ohio, we have lots of Deer V. Car. Sometimes the Deer wins, sometimes the Car wins. A lot of the time they're off to the side.

Oh my god. That is disgustingly awesome.
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